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-# .profile
 
+Hey! You found my personal git thing!
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+The things here are mostly random little personal projects of mine.
+If it's a project I expect other people might resonably want to contribute to or benefit from, it'll probably be [on my GitHub](https://github.com/lynxize) instead, for the sake of discoverability.
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+Account registration is closed, but if for some reason you want an account (you probably don't) just [contact me](https://lynxize.dev/about/).
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+Actual "about me" [here](https://lynxize.dev/about/).
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